Presidential Debate Night 1: Drinking Game Rules

Debate night is upon us. Hillary versus Donald. Clinton versus Trump. America versus Russia. However you’d like to slice or dice it. Below are my suggested rules for tonights discourse. If you have any suggested changes or additions, please comment below or send me a Tweet!

Archrivals Trump and the Clintons, before they were arch rivals
Archrivals Trump and the Clintons, before they were arch rivals

Obviously, it will be much safer to play this game drinking beer or wine, compared to liquor.

Start of Debate:

For each candidate wearing an American Flag Pin, take A DRINK.

 

Trump Rules

Take A DRINK if: Trump says “Great”

Take TWO DRINKS if: if Trump says “Great again”

Take A DRINK if: if Trump mentions Hillary’s email server

Take A DRINK if: each time the debate moderator asks Donald a question, until he has been asked why he won’t show his tax returns.

Take A DRINK if: each time the debate moderator asks Donald a question, until he has been asked about his connections with Russia.

Take A DRINK if: any time that Trump gives a rambles and provides three or more answers to questions that weren’t asked of him.

 

Hillary Rules

Take A DRINK: any time that Hillary comes off as “grandmotherly”.

Take TWO DRINKS: any time that Hillary comes off as “angry grandmotherly”.

 

Either Rules

Take A DRINK if: either candidate gives a response that goes over their allocated time.

Take A DRINK if: you recognize any statement by either candidate to be an outright lie or mischaracterization of the truth.

 

You Rules

FINISH ALL THE ALCOHOL IN THE HOUSE if: You think Donald Trump will win after watching the first debate.

AND

BEAT YOURSELF OVER THE HEAD UNTIL YOU PASS OUT if: You started watching the debate as a fan of Hillary’s but decided that Trump might do a better job upon conclusion of tonights debate.

Nixed:

Take A DRINK: each time the debate moderator asks Hillary a question, until she has been asked about her email server. Considering that this has been reported extensively by the media for several years now, not being asked about her server shall not be deemed a drinkable event.

Good Luck!

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